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However, all of the eight agreed that they ought to participate
in the feasting. They reluctantly agreed that they should bring something to the
emperor. After all,
even though they did not need to be elevated to the rank
of god, it was possible for them to be demoted to a lower
order, the so-called mountain immortals who did not help
the poor and infirm.
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"The
Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea" is a metaphor
for multiple solutions to a difficult task.
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The
eight arrived and lined up behind the other immortals and
gods waiting to pay their respects to the Jade Emperor.
When their turn came, Chang Kuo Lao offered the emperor
a cap made from hair from his donkey’s tail, Chung Li offered
a bamboo pen, Lan Ts’ai Ho gave a lotus from his flower
basket, and Ti Kuai Li presented a porcelain bedpan. Before the other immortals could present their
gifts the insulted Jade Emperor ordered his guards to remove
the eight, demoted them to the lower rank of mountain immortals,
and evicted them from the realm of heaven.
The eight
consulted with each other to plot their revenge. “If the
Monkey King was able to trick the Jade Emperor, then we
ought to be able to do the same,” said Ti Kuai Li.
They decided to offer the emperor gifts that would
demonstrate his foolishness. They returned to the palace and stole six gifts from among those
already accepted and offered them as their own. But they had only six presents, and there were Eight Immortals.
Sure enough, the emperor demanded two more.
Lu Tung Pin then caught a handful of fireflies and
offered them to the Jade Emperor, describing them as flashing
pearls. The emperor
was overwhelmed. Next
the speedy Lu Tung Pin caught a few cicadas and, describing
them as wondrously valuable on earth among humans, presented
them as the eighth gift.
The
emperor was so pleased with his gifts that he elevated the
Eight Immortals to the rank of Holy Immortals of Heaven.
But the eight never used the title or the privileges
that came with it. They
preferred to live simple lives on earth helping humans whenever
they could. And
that, they continue to do.
Ti
Kuai Li gains immortality
The
recalcitrant Ti Kuai Li is one of the most popular of the
Pa Hsien. His name
means Li with the Iron Crutch, and he is pictured as an
unkempt, half-dressed beggar with a shriveled leg.
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