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Farewell, Mister Fixit
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LIFE
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10 / 1986 |
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Ralph Schoenstein
Ralph Schoenstein is the author of fifteen books, including
Every Day Is Sunday, recently published by Little and Brown.
As a television essayist, he has done humorous commentary for
the ABC Evening News and The Today Show. Mr. Schoenstein, a
resident of Princeton, New Jersey, has done extensive magazine
writing for national publications. |
Late one night a few years ago, I was lying in the bedroom of a charming little split-level house in Princeton, New Jersey, where the bank had just allowed me to move. I was gazing through unlocked windows at a splendidly smogless sky, listening to only the internal combustion of crickets and smugly savoring my escape from Stalag New York.
Suddenly, the temperature of the room began to rise. When, in the next ten minutes, it had risen fifteen degrees, I suspected that something was wrong. I picked up the phone and was about to dial when my wife Judy awoke and said, "What are you doing?"
"The furnace seems to be running a trifle amok," I replied. "I'm calling the superintendent."
"Oh, my poor urban darling," she said. "You're the superintendent."
And there I sat, in one of the grimmest moments of my life, paralyzed by the thought that the man to call for help was me.
When he moved to the White House, Harry Truman said, "The duck stops here." And when a man moves to a country house, after years in city apartments, the furnace is right down there, somewhere behind the unpacked crockery. It wasn't a furnace, by the way: it was a gas heater, and I had the same comprehension of it that I had of transplanting kidneys. As I timidly toyed with its dials, wondering which of them would make the house blow up, I was filled with a poignant yearning for the days when a superintendent stood resourcefully between me and the ugly realities of sustaining life
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