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Leave 'Em Laughing
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12782 |
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LIFE
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3 / 1987 |
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Stanton Delaplane
Stan Delaplane is a humorist living in San Francisco,
California. He was awarded the Pulitzer Prize in 1942, the
National Headliners' Award in 1950 and 1959, the PATA
Award in 1964, and the Trans-Pacific Passenger
Conference Award in 1970. His works include Post Cards
from Delaplane, The Little World of Stanton Delaplane,
Delaplane in Mexico, and How She Grew. |
"We would like to have you make a humorous speech of 15 minutes duration," stated a letter that arrived in my mail this morning.
This is a serious morning. The heater has blown again - the hot water heater. The one that blows water all over the floor.
Nothing humorous there. The heater man looks serious when he mentions the price of a replacement.
If anybody should laugh at this, I would belt him across the room.
I do not make humorous speeches. I work with a typewriter not a microphone. If you play the saxophone, it doesn't mean you can coax heavenly chords from a piano.
The idea of standing on two feet and being funny frightens me. I would be tragic behind a podium.
In fact I do not know what humor is. I read a lot of books about it but cannot lay hands on it.
A thing called "a sense of humor" was one of the curiosities of our times, Professor. Everybody was laughing to beat the band.
The very worst thing you could say about someone was: "He had no sense of humor."
You could beat your grandma. You could covet your neighbor's ox or his maid servant. You could join
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