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Kissimmee to Heart's Content: Ludicrous Place Names
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LIFE
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10 / 1989 |
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Larry Moffitt
Larry Moffitt, executive director of the World Media
Association, frequently travels throughout the Soviet Union,
meeting public officials and private citizens. Moffitt holds a
master's degree in journalism from the University of Texas. |
How are places endowed with their names? Well … large cities usually begin as a spot where two roads meet and someone builds a general store. The town that springs up usually becomes known for the person who built the store, a local Indian tribe, a natural formation, or perhaps a battle. Sometimes a name recounts a great legend.
But some place-names appear to have been appointed by a central Ministry of Humorous and Ironic names. In some cases, they seem to have nothing whatever to do with what the place is actually like. Is the Bad River, in South Dakota, really so awful? Was Hell, Michigan, aptly named? Perhaps the title Heart's Content should have been reserved for a suburb of Palm Springs instead of a no-nonsense fishing village on frigid Trinity bay in Newfoundland.
What's the nightlife like along the Dead River outside Far Hills, New Jersey? Somnambulant, if the daylife is any indication. Even the city offices of Far Hills, a town of 2,000, are open only on Tuesdays. With ends-of-the-earth names like these, a visiting camper would have few expectations upon arriving at the banks of the Dead. As names conjure up images for visitors, we wonder how someone would expect to be received in Kissimmee, Florida, or Intercourse, Pennsylvania, for that matter. Bear in mind that Intercourse was founded in an era when that word referred to conversation as opposed to anything more intimate.
Sweet Water From A Bitter Creek
There are some towns whose names are obviously wishful thinking. When the people of Sweetwater, Texas, incorporated their little
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